影視簡介：『黑人又硬又粗又長又大』愛情片簡介:灰(hui)頭土面(mian) 被(bei)(bei)鎖屋(wu)內 和珅(shen)(shen)(shen)為求(qiu)套(tao)得(de)(de)賽花(hua)(hua)紅(hong)口(kou)中(zhong)(zhong)所指(zhi)「口(kou)甜舌滑」者(zhe)，弄得(de)(de)「灰(hui)頭土面(mian)」，更(geng)被(bei)(bei)琳(lin)瑯(lang)一(yi)(yi)行(xing)撞(zhuang)見，琳(lin)瑯(lang)笑不攏(long)嘴(zui)。眾(zhong)人(ren)促膝長談，及至(zhi)夜深方才驚覺(jue)得(de)(de)趕(gan)回(hui)府中(zhong)(zhong)。紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)慘被(bei)(bei)琳(lin)瑯(lang)鎖于(yu)(yu)屋(wu)內，空(kong)著肚子(zi)苦(ku)不堪言，及后(hou)得(de)(de)知(zhi)概略，決定親(qin)自出馬。 乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)借問(wen)以(yi)滿漢不和為由(you)查辦親(qin)戚，以(yi)試探反應；和珅(shen)(shen)(shen)因誤以(yi)為乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)想納賽花(hua)(hua)紅(hong)為后(hou)宮(gong)，安排部署。紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)則因衣著光鮮，一(yi)(yi)副多(duo)情才子(zi)模樣前往胭(yan)(yan)脂鋪(pu)，惹(re)來陸琳(lin)瑯(lang)與(yu)杏(xing)兒不滿，更(geng)因故作風流詩辭而被(bei)(bei)賽花(hua)(hua)紅(hong)奚落，謂其似公子(zi)哥兒跟班。太(tai)后(hou)因受(shou)后(hou)宮(gong)妃嬪施壓往找(zhao)乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)狠批(pi)評他不應流連脂粉(fen)鋪(pu)，復(fu)遷怒于(yu)(yu)季喜(xi)，季喜(xi)慨嘆盡心(xin)(xin)全為國為乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)，更(geng)謂決定不了(le)的事(shi)就交(jiao)由(you)和珅(shen)(shen)(shen)紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)去辦，若有(you)閃失也是他們(men)的事(shi)，乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)聞言不語(yu)(yu)似有(you)所決定。 紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)明言未受(shou)馮海信任，卻反被(bei)(bei)指(zhi)因要留(liu)后(hou)路自救而不得(de)(de)已(yi)。而和珅(shen)(shen)(shen)見乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)竟只與(yu)紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)私語(yu)(yu)，擔心(xin)(xin)地位不保，命人(ren)備藥(yao)有(you)所圖謀。復(fu)再臨胭(yan)(yan)脂鋪(pu)，從賽花(hua)(hua)紅(hong)口(kou)中(zhong)(zhong)得(de)(de)知(zhi)紀(ji)曉(xiao)(xiao)嵐(lan)(lan)曾至(zhi)，更(geng)得(de)(de)知(zhi)原來乾(qian)(qian)隆(long)(long)實為古玩而非為人(ren)，反被(bei)(bei)擺了(le)一(yi)(yi)道。