影視簡介：《臺灣佬中文娛樂自偷自拍》是Spades導演的一部超級經典的法國電視劇，該劇講述(shu)了(le)：護法神被(bei)劉大俠打(da)入海中(zhong)，筋骨折斷。傅官(guan)保(bao)(bao)在朝廷連(lian)(lian)連(lian)(lian)露丑，眾官(guan)員(yuan)都以(yi)為(wei)(wei)(wei)他是(shi)宰(zai)相紅人議(yi)論(lun)紛(fen)紛(fen)，緊(jin)拍馬屁(pi)。在宰(zai)相竭(jie)力吹(chui)捧下，皇上委以(yi)其翰林院遍修之(zhi)職重任。張巧(qiao)(qiao)嘴和(he)傅官(guan)保(bao)(bao)設計(ji)，借皇威讓董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)乖乖把金(jin)簪獻(xian)出，二人被(bei)派接董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)進京獻(xian)寶。董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)和(he)七仙女人間天庭兩(liang)相思念(nian)。董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)以(yi)寶物為(wei)(wei)(wei)娘(niang)子定情之(zhi)物為(wei)(wei)(wei)由拒(ju)獻(xian)，張巧(qiao)(qiao)嘴大為(wei)(wei)(wei)光火，放(fang)火燒(shao)了(le)七仙女和(he)董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)原住柴房(fang)，將董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)抓進公堂受(shou)審(shen)(shen)。傅官(guan)保(bao)(bao)審(shen)(shen)董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)，突然(ran)想起(qi)被(bei)蒙去(qu)五(wu)千兩(liang)銀子的(de)事，轉而怒(nu)審(shen)(shen)貪官(guan)，覺(jue)得董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)夠哥(ge)們，放(fang)了(le)。重審(shen)(shen)董(dong)(dong)永(yong)(yong)，張巧(qiao)(qiao)嘴垂(chui)簾聽政，傅官(guan)保(bao)(bao)看其手勢(shi)審(shen)(shen)案(an)，一招出錯招招皆錯，公堂之(zhi)上挨(ai)了(le)耳光，直嚷(rang)嚷(rang)“拿大號的(de)搓板去(qu)”。